I am a placid human; as long as I have a regular flow of hot cuppas and sleep that is.
I can be volatile pre 12pm..Mornings are just not by thing!
I love a good alliteration…they can be orgasmic!
I also love a good waffle (not the American type).
I can be a bit of a potty mouth..it is a Yorkshire thing, effin’ eck!!
As far as inventions go, black skinny jeans are up there with ligh bulbs..genius stuff i tell ya.
Talking about ligh bulbs, my brightest ideas seem to surface when I am in the bathroom..something about that place nurtures creativity!
When i am not being struck with great ideas, I am always singing in the bathroom or just talking…to the dismay of my parents…Something about getting possessed in there. My constitution remains untouched by foriegn entities thus far, or so i think.
In the words of Kanye West I have the best conversations with myself.
If daydreaming was a job I would have excelled in it. CEO of Daydreams and Co Ltd has a ring to it, don’t you think so.?!
I always refer to cars by their colour, not that anyone appreciates my identification methods.